Netizens Scour High-Res Photo of ‘Two Sessions’, Mock Members

It’s that time of year again! China’s “Two Sessions” (of the National People’s Congress and Chinese People’s Political Consultative Conference) are in full swing, with delegates traveling from around China to Beijing for two weeks of hardcore legislative action!!! sitting through boring proceedings.

Each year, netizens have made it a game to “participate” in the sessions by digging through media pictures for examples of “delegates behaving badly” but this year they’ve been provided with a new tool — an ultra-high res camera covering the entire proceedings.

Like an expert-mode round of “Where’s Waldo,” netizens have been using the camera as a spy satellite, scouring the photo of thousands of members in order to find “highlights.”

From Sina Weibo:

[Everyone search for highlights] NDDaily has launched their “Billion Pixels” CPPCC opening ceremony photo, you can zoom-in to your heart’s delight! Just like a spy satellite! Click here, find members you know, find members you’re interested in, find the highlights among these thousands of people in the People’s Great Hall! If you find a highlight, don’t forget to tag/forward!

地球真的哭了:

During Two Sessions, while the chairperson is on stage……..

百里辰汐:

Picture 1: Listening to meetings is so boring, but iPads are fun! Picture 2: Two tired guys lean on each other to sleep.

山姆队长:

Colonel Han~ Not paying attention in class!

吴简直:

Delegates, what are you doing??

Cathy:

Big sister, old chap, it’s your first time here, yeah? [referring to the few people interested in taking pictures]

But, in the midst of chaos and mockery, a hero appears as a shining beacon of probity!

Se丸再来:

These two members are a perfect contrast!

我是T-INA:

[He] really is a model…

You can find your own highlights by clicking here. “Find the Highlights” is currently a top trending story on Sina Weibo.