Kidney Stone Gate: Latest Updates & Funny Sanlu Photoshops

The Thing: “I drank Sanlu milk powder ever since I was small.”

Kidney Stone Gate Update:

• There are now thousands of babies with kidney stones and four babies have died.
• A government test of all the Chinese milk brands have shown that many contain melamine, including other big brands like Mengniu and Yili.
• Starbucks, which used Mengniu, will not serve milk anymore and recommends soy milk to customers.
• Many Hebei government officials have been arrested.
• Sanlu’s General Manager, Tian Wenhua, has also been arrested.
• Her daughter has run away to Switzerland, after her mom told her that she has already prepared everything for her.
• The government has instructed the media and BBS forums to limit discussion about Sanlu and the melamine milk problem.

These pictures are collected from the Mop topic, “Sanlu Photoshop Pictures Collection, Continuously Updated (everyone join in),” before it was recently deleted:

When the Sanlu brand melamine milk powder incident happened, some people were happy that it was not the Yili brand, another big dairy products company:

Liu Yifei: “Good thing I am a spokesperson for Yili, hahaha!”

Will Pan: “Celebration that Yili was not chosen to be inspected!”

Yi Jianlian: “I told you all to drink Yili before, right? No nutrition is still better than melamine!”

Yili Group Chairman and CEO: “Can you all be more low-key?! At this time, we should not attract attention to ourselves! Dammit, do you all not see that even I do not dare to kick a man when he is down?”

Of course, after the government tests, Yili was also found to have melamine in their products so they were not innocent either.

Yi Jianlian: “Do not even think about stealing my milk powder!”

Yao Ming: “Coach, get me two glasses of Sanlu, and I can run the whole game without having to pee!”

Melamine damages the kidneys over time and causes kidney stones as well as difficulty urinating. That is why many of these photoshops will make jokes about Sanlu affecting peeing.

Caption: A man who was unable to urinate after drinking Sanlu went insane, broke into police station, and began attacking.

This is Yang Jia, the man who was recently convicted of murdering several Shanghai police officers earlier this year.

Tian Wenhua (Sanlu CEO): “I am innocent, I got the milk from the dairy farmers.”

Dairy Farmer: “I am wronged…do not blame me, it [the cow] did it.”

Cow: “None of my business, I just come out to eat grass.”

Grass: “Mother came from her mother. Grass came from grass’s mother. I came from my mother.”

Government Official: “I declare: The ultimate culprit for the Sanlu incident: Cao Ta Ma.”

[“Fuck Its Mother” or “Mother of Grass”]

Babies: “‘Cao Ta Ma,’ who is that?

Vladimir Putin: Use 500 SU-37s to exchange with China for the Sanlu formula! No cost is to be spared to get this kind of chemical weapon!

Sanlu, Infant Stone Milk Powder
One cup every day, create one generation of stone people.

Crying Baby: “Fuck! I drank a lot of Sanlu! What can I do! Fuck your ancestors!”

Young people snorting Sanlu milk powder (instead of kingfen)…and wearing pink.

Squating Man: “Ever since I drank Sanlu milk powder, it took three months before I finally pooped it out.”

Saddam Hussein: “If I had drank this milk powder so I did not have go to the toilet, I would not have been caught by George W. Bush, motherfucker! Despicable!

Sanlu brand melamine. One pack replaces five packs!

More Three Skull, more nutrition.
Three Skull dairy products.

鹿 lu4 (deer) sounds like 髅 lou2 (skull).

New product!
Melamine Milk
Nourishment is more exciting!
10% milk, 90% melamine
Ten people use, ten people get kidney stones

Michael Scofield: “In three days, they are going to make Lincoln drink Sanlu! What am I going to do! What am I going to do…”

Girl under Cow: “After the incident with Sanlu, I no longer dare to drink milk powder, I must make do with this!”

Sanlu stones, high quality, good price!

Jumping Boy: “I finally pissed!”

Sanlu’s new spokesman.

Liu Xiang: “Coach, I drank Sanlu, I cannot urinate.”

Liu Xiang: “If I had just been a spokesperson for Sanlu, I could blame withdrawing from the Olympics on the dairy farmers…”

Kim Jong-il: “Comrades: I thank China for giving us Sanlu milk powder. Our troops can stay in the trenches without urinating, increasing combat effectiveness! Make the South Korean army hold their urine until they die, let us see which side can hold it in longer!”

George W. Bush: We must establish a Sanlu defense system! It is too frightening!

Drink Sanlu and a good figure will naturally be revealed~~

This is a picture of Furong Jiejie, a Chinese woman who became famous on the internet because she always thinks she has a beautiful body.

Furong Jiejie: “Who says I am fat? ! I simply drank Sanlu and am swollen with urine!”

Feng Shui Bu Jing Yun: “I took a Jissbon, put Sanlu milk powder inside, added water, created a Jiss rod, and will test out its power for everyone!”

After being hit by the Jiss rod, passed out for 16 hours. Stone milk powder, really powerful!

From the video game, Crysis.

Spokesperson: “Sanlu milk powder, us stepmothers all approve!”

“Eat this milk powder, save on diapers!”

Sanlu Milk Powder: The Ultimate Culprit

[From top to bottom]

Fan holding banner: “China must shoot!”

Player scratching head: “Sanlu? I think I drank it before. How can it be like this?”

Referee with player #2: “Hurting others because your own kidney is not good. your heart is not balanced.”

China football coach: “Why did my children not shoot, turns out it was because their kidneys are bad.”

Three players: “What is going on? I was still okay when I took a bath last night.”

Inspection official: I don’t care if you are Zhou Zheng Long or Xie Ya Long, as long as you have a bad kidney, you are an insect.

[In Chinese, the opposite of 龙 long2, dragon is 虫 chong2, insect. Dragons are big and powerful, but insects are small and insignificant. It also rhymes.]

Xie Ya Long, head of China Football Association: “Who says my kidneys are bad? You tell me. Are you all trying to fuck with me? I tell you, no way. I do not strike this pose for no reason, my kidneys are fine!”

Foreign player in white jersey talking to Chinese player #8: “Buddy, do not lose faith, I will tell you a trick I do not tell everyone: Leave the country, quickly, do a few difficult push-ups, I promise it will work.”

Sanlu Pharmaceutical Limited Liability Company
Frequent Urge To Pee, Effective upon drinking.
San Lu Children’s Stone Milk Powder

Please be careful when drinking milk.

Weapons of Mass Destruction.

Jokes involving Sanlu have become very popular ever since the melamine baby formula milk powder incident happened. Many posters on BBS forums often reply to topics with only pictures. Here are two Photoshops used when commenters sometimes use when they disagree with the “lou zhu” or the person who started the topic:

“Lou zhu” drank Sanlu milk powder! [he is a stone statue]

“Oh my god! ‘Lou zhu’ is drinking Sanlu, and is even drinking it happily!”

Mop is well-known for having many members that are good at using Photoshop. For example, when someone on KDS requests a picture be photoshopped, others often tell them to go ask on Mop. There are some more Sanlu Photoshops on NetEase, if it has not yet been deleted.

This is Part 5 of the the Sanlu Milk Powder Incident, see also:

• Kidney Stone Gate: Fake Baby Milk Powder, Sanlu & Baidu? (Part 1)
  
• Kidney Stone Gate: Sanlu Paid Consumers To Keep Quiet (Part 2)
  
• Kidney Stone Gate: Sanlu Apology & Melamine Test Results (Part 3)
• Kidney Stone Gate: Baidu Denies Censoring Search Results (Part 4)