The following microblog post was among yesterday’s top 10 “hottest”…
On Sina Weibo:
@一起神回复: Geographical division when sharing bed with wife…
The diagram above is a Chinese language translation of “Bed Cartography” from Doghouse Diaries (below). I have added English translations of the Chinese translation because the meanings are a little different from the original English. Click above image for original Chinese-only version.
Comments from Sina Weibo:
阿拉飞仔:
Haha, very funny
我的同事是个婊子:
First…
虐猫狂人薛定谔: (responding to above)
you need…
View_薇薇薇: (responding to above)
a wife.
我是你大众女神:
When I’m sound asleep, the entire bed could be my domain! His would be the floor!
宇宙侵略總司令:
Don’t worry, when your wife becomes unfaithful, that area of no fucking use [uncharted territory] will be used, because your wife will basically spend all her time there…
kjjlovescm:
If that area of no fucking use had any use, then you’d be of no use anymore ╮(╯▽╰)╭
谁动了我得奶瓶:
Mainly it’s because my area is warmer.
小云妮_茉莉:
@柴可夫小健 We’re the opposite.
AshleyChen:
@好孩子是囍枪枪 Completely the other way around!!
真相她侄女:
Humph! You’re someone who has a wife! She sleeps with you every day! And you’re still unhappy/unsatisfied!
嬉戏唱游下世纪:
“Shot even when lying down“, every time I’m crowded onto the edge [of the bed], and she even drapes her arm and leg on me, just barely not squeezing me off onto the floor.
邓宏飞_Jesus:
Actually, sometimes I too am a pillow.
伏地魔HP:
Stop complaining, okay? Your wife’s entire body is your area of physical occupation [territory], okay??!
当时我就震惊了:
A blow-up [doll] is better. After you’re done, you can let out the air and it won’t take up any room!
王之夏:
Could not be more accurate.
Is this true for you and your significant other?
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