Getting In A Relationship Across Different Generations

How do you confess your love? How do you establish your relationship? Does each generation have a different way? Here are some drawings from Taiwan that I also receive in my email from people always forwarding to their friends. They are very old (4 years) but funny:

你是哪一種告白法～～

What kind of confession are you?

5th level most impressive confession method (1961-1970)

M: Please be my girlfriend.
F: Okay/sure/I am willing.

6th level most impressive confession method (1971-1980)

M: How do you feel about us being together.
F: Tao yan~ [similar to “oh, you are so silly”]

7th level most impressive confession method (1981-1990)

M: Are we considered boyfriend-girlfriend?
F: Uh-huh…

8th level most impressive confession method (1991-2000)

M: Ah…it looks like I better take responsibility…
F: … *pointing at tummy*

希望九年級的最夯告白法不會變成…

Hope the 9th level most impressive confession method will not become…

B: Daddy, be with Mommy okay?
M: WHO ARE YOU?

What is your way to confess your love and establish your relationship?