Chinese on Korea, UK, Japan, US & Themselves

Could this be Korea’s most mind-blowing festival?

-When the British invented table tennis [ping pong], they probably never thought there would be this amazing country called China.
-Likewise when China invented Cuju, they didn’t foresee the present…

I now have four debts I need to settle with the UK: The Opium Wars, the burning of the Old Summer Palace, CET-4 & 6 [College English Test Levels 4 and 6], and the London Olympics.

What’s the name of Donald Duck’s girlfriend? Lady Gaga.

[Note: If you’re confused, 嘎嘎 gaga is the Chinese onomatopoeia for the sound a duck makes, like “quack quack”.]

A: What’s the difference between [Sherlock] Holmes and Conan [the detective in the Japanese detective manga series Case Closed or Meitantei Conan]? B: One is an adult, and the other one is a kid? A: Holmes goes where there are dead people, but wherever Conan goes, people die.

10th grade Math in the U.S… Please use one sentence to summarize your feelings!

I know a girl named 孙诗婷 [sūn shī tíng]. At the Commencement Ceremony, the Vice-Chancellor stared at this name for quite a while, because it was “Shiting Sun”.

When the news anchor announced the news of this wanted man, everyone was shocked!!

Gotta worship this subtitles/translation team. My years of learning English have all been in vain…

[Note: “Seven Years Later” is translated as a person’s name “Stephen Years Wright”.]

Finally found something that Japan shanzhai‘d [copied] from China…