Chinese Girl Uses Math to Express Her Love to Her Boyfriend

From Sina Weibo:

@微博新鲜事: #elite, magnanimous, and high-class love poem# Are you tired of “我爱你” [“I love you” in Chinese], “I love you” [in English] when people express their love? Wuhan Yangtze Business University freshman Wu Huajie used mathematics symbols “－∞”, “+∞”, and several simple English words to express her love to her boyfriend, with classmates commending it as “elite, magnanimous, and high-class”.

[Translation of text in image above:]

INPUT (－∞，+∞)
IF(－∞THEN+∞]
ELSE+∞)

INPUT is mathematics language, and “－∞”, “+∞” mean negative infinity and positive infinity respectively. The first line of the poem means, at the beginning of love, both sides are giving. IF leads a conditional statement. So the 2nd line of the poem means, if one side betrays [the other side], which means the giving is negative infinity, then the other side would ] (closed interval symbol, specifically referring to stop) positive infinite giving. ELSE means otherwise. The 3rd line of the poem means, if no betraying between both sides, then they would give each other positive infinite love. This poem is telling my boyfriend that if you never leave or dump me, I will be by your side forever.

Comments from Sina Weibo:

桜明水虹：

The world of academic tyrants is one we cannot understand…

w艺小新稀饭你：

Creative, niubi

处女男特么惹人烦：

I’m very sorry, we cannot be together, I’m an academic dreg.

臻甄珍朕是杨針針：

Try using this to go after a liberal arts major~

二道贩子郭：

I think this is computer programing language. Pure math would probably be a lot harder to solve/figure out than this.

落涟灵素oo：

Although I can’t read/understand it, it looks like it is really impressive…

别拿回忆论感情：

The academic dregs are doomed to a life of loneliness

Winniey2013：

High school students can probably read/understand this. But her boyfriend will certainly be moved.

腹黑少年君：

Are all those clicking upvote on this the academic dregs and liberal arts majors? Can you stop making a big deal about this already?

rosa羅羅：

Everyone is saying how this expression of love is so elite, magnanimous, and high-class, yet the meaning is: if you don’t leave or dump me, I will be with you forever. I can’t help but sigh, just what kind of confession of love is this? Is it ignorant or fearless? Or more like speechless? So many people and yet no one is able to discern the true meaning of this [poem, sequence]? If I were the guy receiving this confession of love, I at most would think this was the expression of an idea, has nothing to do with a confession of love, and what more, it’s lower than even the conventional “I like you”.

罗熠刈：

if then else…if I remember correctly, it’s the BASIC programming language from the 2nd level National Computer Examination that I took in middle school~~~ Shouldn’t college students have learned C Language? How does this make her an academic tyrant? Any ordinary college student knows it!

陈光祥-梓熙：

If it were me, I wouldn’t be able read/understand it.

我是海贼本人： (responding to above)

You took the 2nd level National Computer Examination when you were just in middle school?? I only took it when I was a freshman. Looks like it is you who is the real academic tyrant!

丫西西_：

My math is not good…

oopsPatty：

Please don’t insult us science majors, okay? = =

范畅杰：

This is C language, okay? Ordinary college students should all be able to read it, okay? →_→

-記憶搖晃著昨天-小V：

My god. The love confessions of academic tyrants indeed cannot be understood by ordinary people.

花粥饭V：

The guy was deeply moved, but then rejected her.

杜sunsing：

Do your parents know how much of a loser you are?

Wu Huajie won first place with this in a “three-line love poem” competition held by her school.

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