From Sina:
Such ridiculous names, have you seen them?
元芳 – Fang Yuan (Online meme based on the ancient detective drama Di Renjie)
财付通 – Cai Futong (Chinese name for Tenpay, Tencent’s online payment system similar to Paypal)
高富帅 – Gao Fushuai (“Tall, rich, handsome”)
黑木耳 – Hei Muer (Black fungus, derogatory term for women’s vagina)
毛泽西 – Mao Zexi (Play on the name Mao Zedong, dong meaning East and Xi meaning West)
包爽 – Bao Shuang (“Guaranteed satisfaction”, usually in the context of sex)
曹尼玛 – Cao Nima (Homonym for fuck your mother, or motherfucker)
贺赫赫 – He Hehe
范统 – Fan Tong (Homonym of 饭桶 meaning idiot)
胡锦涛 – Hu Jintao (Former Chinese president)
祖国 – Zhu Guo (Meaning motherland or homeland)
戴乃照 – Dai Naizhao (Homonym for wearing a bra)
支付宝 – Zhi Fubao (Alipay, Alibaba’s online payment system founded by Jack Ma)
闪电球 – San Dianqiu (Lightning ball)
赵C – Zhao C
操小马 – Cao Xiaoma (Fuck little horse)
何三奶 – He Sannai (He “third mistress”)
刘性福 – Liu Xingfu (Liu “sexually happy/blessed”)
王星期二 – Wang Xingqier (Wang “Tuesday”)
武六七 – Wu Liuqi (Five, six, seven)
金高潮 – Jin Gaochao (Jin “climax/orgasm”)
叶佛祖 – Ye Fozhu (Ye “Buddha”)
毛太美 – Mao Taimei (Hair too beautiful)
范咪咪 – Fan Mimi (Mimi is another word for boobs)
范建 – Fan Jian (犯贱 or act like a bitch)
来高潮 – Lai Gaochao (Come orgasm/climax)
徐狗男 – Xu Gounan (Xu “dog man” or bastard)
史大佗 – Shi Datuo (Big pile of shit)
常高潮 – Chang Gaochao (Often orgasm/climax)
胡锦涛 – Hu Jintao (Former Chinese president)
江泽民 – Jiang Zemin (Former Chinese president)
关云常 – Guan Yunchang (Historical figure Guan Yu made famous in Romance of the Three Kingdoms)
好牛逼 – Hao Niubi (Very niubi)
Comments on Sina:
新浪网友北京
I really admire these people’s fathers.
新浪网友:
Many people were born in the 90s, from the look of it their parents are pretty young, why did they give them such absurd names?
新浪网友:
Blame the parents for being uncultured, gave really unprofessional names.
新浪网友:
I know two brothers named Xian Youqian (have money first) and Xian Youquan (have power first).
新浪网友:
Why are all the boarding passes from Chongqing Jiangbei Airport?
我老婆曾叫我吉祥如意富贵:
Using the last name to comment “very niubi”.
新浪网友:
Haha! Really deserve to be beaten. Alipay, so avant garde, hurry up and sue them. Come orgasm/climax, he must’ve gone crazy wanting to orgasm.
新浪网友辽宁沈阳:
Some are real, some are photoshopped.
越小姐面膜招商代理陕西西安:
Haha, so funny.
新浪网友:
This really opened my eyes, the world is so big, anything is imaginable!
新浪网友:
Fuck, it is clearly photoshopped looking at the pictures.
嘟嘟嘴展展北京:
So funny, their parents’ are so irresponsible.
新浪网友广东湛江:
Don’t look at just a person’s name, stop getting a laugh out of other people’s names, if it was you, how would you think, mister.
新浪网友:
My friend’s name is Zhang Gaochao (Zhang orgasm/climax).
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