Chinese Reaction to Liu Xiang Withdrawing From Olympics

Two weeks ago, people asked: What Will Happen If Liu Xiang Does Not Win The Gold Medal?

Liu Xiang kneeling on the ground.

Yesterday at around 11:50am, Liu Xiang withdrew from the Olympics.

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Pretty 1985 Shanghai Girl Wants Double-Eyelid Man

A member of Shanghai’s Liba BBS forum named “queenie_melody” recently posted: 1985 girl first time looking for man online (picture attached) (if dishonest or just want to play, please do not come in)

Shanghai Liba Forum beauty: queenie_melody

Born 1985 on New Year’s Day~166cm, 44kg, body is considered pretty good~, education: vocational college.
Right now at a video game company in administration , monthly salary about 4-5k RMB.
I like to stay at home, usually I do not go out at night, so guys who like bars or nightlife can forget it. (I have a curfew)

I am a little girl hoping to find a guy who will take care of me.
Age should be born between 1977-1983 except for 1979. I am afraid of those 6 years apart from me.
Height should be within 175-185cm~to tall I cannot handle, wearing high heels everyday is very tiring, and I do not want the very skinny type.
I like guys with double-eyelids haha. I want the type of guy with big eyes~
I like to dye my hair but I do not like my boyfriend to dye his hair~
I want to find a Shanghainese guy who has a big house (without mortgage), I like to have a pet dog~ best if you have a car…I am afraid of walking and I always take a taxi when I go out (I admit I am wasteful T.T Go ahead and scold me).
Hope the guy’s salary is at least 2x mine…

PS: Sometimes I am very childish, guys who cannot deal with this should not apply.
I like doggies, guys who cannot deal with pets should not apply.
Guys with bad or irritable temperaments should not apply.
Most most important is~players not allowed!!!
If there is anything to add, I will edit after I think of them…

Replies on the Liba forum:

166cm 46kg…like an airport?

Many Chinese jokingly refer to girls with flat-chests or small breasts as “airports” because airport runways are flat.

queenie_melody:
Excuse me, I am not like an airport runway.

44kg? Do you think your breasts are big?

queenie_melody:
They are well-proportioned.

Are they bigger than man tou? 口水

A cup
Appraisal complete.

Lou zhu” (楼主) refers to the “topic starter” or “original poster” on a BBS forum. It is often shortened into “LZ” by Chinese posters.

LZ, how much for one night…

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China Olympic Team Movie Poster Photoshops

From: China Olympic Team posters, extreme lightning, extremely charred, If it does not knock you down, it is not lightning~~~!!!!

Yaoming (Hancock):
Yao Ming (China Men’s Basketball Team)

Spider-xiang 2 (Spiderman 2):
Liu Xiang (China 110m Hurdler)

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Chinese Inspired by Iraq Olympic Team: ‘Jia You!’

Recently, many Chinese are disappointed and embarrassed with the China men’s football team because of the team’s poor performance and bad behavior. There is a “National Football Team Welcomes You” music video and many people on forums talking about the Chinese football player that kicked another player’s crotch. Some people even call the national football team “国猪” (guo zhu) or “national pigs” because it sounds like “国足” (guo zu) which is short for “national football.”

At the same time, many Chinese are also expressing their admiration of  the Iraqi athletes who have struggled against so many problems to come to the 2008 Beijing Olympics.

From: Iraq athletes compete wearing their own t-shirts, feel sad:

Iraq, this distressed country, up until ten days before the Opening Ceremony did they qualify to participate in the Olympics. They do not even have team jerseys. During canoeing, while other countries’ athletes were putting on their matching uniforms, Iraq’s athletes put on T-shirts, yet they still competed tenaciously.

Here, I want to exclaim: Iraq, “jia you!!”

During the sport rowing competition, Iraq’s team members did not even have competition uniforms.
Really sad….
Later on, it was China who provided them with competition uniforms.
Their racing boat was also provided by China.
In the past, China too had sad experiences at the Olympics.
So now when China sees other countries, they know how difficult it is…

Other comments:

downloading Iraq “jia you!”

downloading Who created their problems?

downloading Iraq “jia you.”

Even when their country was in war, Iraq’s football team won the Asian Cup championships.

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At least their football team is stronger than our’s!

downloading The brands are different…

Only later did they change into the new clothes China provided.

Although the two team members were the last to reach the goal, and even fell over 30 seconds behind, I believe, they deserve the whole world’s applause! They really have come so far!

At the opening ceremony, they were also so full of spirit!

China provided PEAK brand athletic clothes. downloading

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I suggest our China men’s football team go compete naked; they do not deserve to wear clothes.

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Teenage Boy Shows How to Get a Snake Tongue

From: Anti-mainstream snake tongue. Very violent, very bloody (enter at own risk)

Teenage boy snake tongue process

» Click to see the process pictures (very graphic) and people’s comments

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Website Very Slow and Very Difficult To Update

I am sorry I have not been able to update my website these past few days. There was a problem and all my pictures were deleted so now I am trying to upload all the pictures to put them back into their posts. However, my website suddenly also became very slow and it is difficult for me to upload pictures. Sometimes, I cannot even see my website. I am very frustrated and I do not know what the problem is. I only hope the problem can be fixed somehow. Please let me know if you have any problems visiting my website. Thank you for your patience and understanding.

08/08/14 Update: I have installed the Super Cache plugin. Can anyone tell me if the website is faster than before?

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Pretty Foreign Girl in Beijing: ‘Please Give Me A Hug’

Found on KDS, Mop, and Tianya:

Pretty foreigner girl in Beijing holds sign: Please give me a hug

Young foreign girl requests hug in Beijing Wangfujin, avoided by most passing by

2008, August 8th, Beijing Wangfujin new Dong’an market entrance, a foreign female tourist held up a sign that read “Please give me a hug,” attracting the attention of passing tourists. Uncertain and unsure, most people avoided her.

There were thousands of responses. Here are some from Tianya Forum:

Red-blooded men of China, charge! Give this little girl a hug!!

Her writing is really ugly, not as pretty as my writing!

Everyone, get out of my way, let me~~~

Brothers, if we do not charge now, when will we charge!!!!!!!!! Bring forth some Chinese male spirit!!!

Had I known earlier, I would have taken a taxi there…

Foreign sex-workers have started to attack. Beijing university schoolgirls, Communist Party, and Chinese citizens, your greatest challenge has arrived.

It is probably a friendly gesture.
We should express our welcome to our foreign friends during the hug.

Where are the Beijing guys? Beijing guys, come out.
The time to be a real man has come.

Strange, some Chinese guys often say foreign girls are good. This is such a good opportunity, how come no guys are going up?

Beijing men are big talkers, the country’s number one perverts. But when it is time for real action, they get scared! Haha! Look, one little, foreign girl challenges the Beijing men and not a single Beijing guy dares to go up!!!

I heard that there is a type of disease transmitted by body fluids. Foreigners will hug you then spit on you and you are fucked.

Motherfucker, how come I never encounter these things? With that well-developed chest, knowing me, I would definitely tightly press myself to her!

If I encountered this, I would definitely go give her a friendly hug. What is there to hide from?
This is a very friendly request, so why not? Is this not the reason we are holding the Olympics?

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100,000 Condoms For The 2008 Beijing Olympics

From Tianya: Olympic Village 100,000 Condoms is For Who to Use?

Olympic rings condoms

If it were not for the “announcement notice,” I would not have thought this “Beijing Olympics AIDS Publicity Campaign” was a big deal. But through the notice, I understood, the real purpose of the Beijing Olympics AIDS Publicity Campaign is to “place 100,000 high-quality condoms in the Olympic Village clinic with AIDS precautions and anti-discrimination publicity booklets printed in English, French, and Chinese, available for use by athletes and competition personnel.” According to this news, these 100,000 rubbers are made by the company everyone is familiar with: Jissbon. Our special domestic product at least is considered in this international feast

Continuing on, the next question is: 100,000 condom, for whose use? To use with whom? Although the notice also says they are for “competition personnel” use too, it is obvious the “condoms” are still mainly for the athletes. The first question of “for whose use” is answered.

Then, the big question is “to use with whom?” One single person alone has no use for a condom. Two people having a chat also do not need a condom. There is only one situation that requires using a condom–making love. To continuing the investigation: Athletes do not bring their spouses, so why do they need condoms? The official answer should be: Take it home, then use. And the answer that cannot be made public is: Not necessarily only use with spouse.

Then, use it with whom? The proper answer should be: Athletes who do not bring spouses can only use it with two types of people, one type being people in the Olympic Village, the other being people outside the Olympic Village. People in the Olympic Village are the athletes themselves or competition personnel. Outside the Olympic Village? Take a guess.

Just like when someone invites you to hunt and gives you a gun, there will definitely be hunting. Right now, condoms have been given to you, and what you do with them and with who you use them with is your own business.

2008 Beijing Olympics hostess girl with Olympic rings hairstyle

The poster also included a poll. Here are the results (as of 08/08/07 1:05pm):

1. Do you think athletes having sex before competition is appropriate? (11,437 votes)

Appropriate, athletes also have needs, should not be repressed.
57.8%
Not appropriate, this is not good for athletes condition, may affect their performance.
29.5%
Not a big deal, just repress a little and it will pass.
12.6%

2. Do you support the Olympic committee’s decision to provide the athletes with free condoms? (11,381 votes)

Support, people have needs.
49.3%
Do not support, would this not be supporting debauchery?
24.4%
Hard to say, there is good and bad, depends on how it is done.
26.3%

3. Do you believe the Olympic committee providing free condoms to athletes before the competition is a humanistic gesture? (11,314 votes)

Yes, not only does it help prevent AIDS, it also evokes the “humanistic Olympics” spirit.
48.2%
No, this has nothing to do with humanism.
40.6%
Not sure, let us see first.
11.2%

4. What brand do you want the 100,000 rubbers to be? (11,239 votes)

Jissbon
39.5%
Durex

37.5%
Okamoto
2%
True Man
7.2%
Other
13.8%

Comments:

Are not our hostess girls dressed and ready…?

Lou zhu’s” head was kicked by a donkey. Obviously, when coming to China, one definitely must enjoy the Asian girls. So, we better keep an eye on our daughters…

Well, I think it is very normal, just use it with whoever you want to use it with. Also, they are only making the condoms available, not begging or forcing everyone to use them, or asking that the athletes use up all 100,000 of them. There will inevitably be someone who needs them.

“Lou zhu,” you are really bored.

Reportedly, Beijing now forbids people using bottles to carry liquids [when entering competition locations].

So, people are forced to use “high-quality condoms” to carry water.

Jissbon? They cost on average over 2 RMB for one, right? Pretty expensive. What I want to know is, can those who purchased tickets freely get some condoms too? If so, let us go get some, it is free~~~~

Foolish, “lou zhu,” you do not understand this?
Of course it is given to foreign athletes to use, even if they did not bring their spouses. Did you not notice that there are many “volunteers?” If we do not get the foreigners out of the way, how can China get first place for gold medals?
I think 100,000 is not enough to guarantee this, we need more.

Keep a close eye on your daughters and sisters. Women these days are worse than the men!

Ha, definitely will not be used by Chinese men~

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